FAQ
How long will my order take?
Every piece is made to order, just for you. Give us about 3 business days to make your leggings, then shipping on top. All in, plan on 6 to 7 business days from click to doorstep. Shipping is calculated by weight at checkout. You pay exactly what it costs. No surprises, no funny business.
Ordering for Christmas? Get it in by mid-December. Santa's elves have nothing on our production schedule, but even we can't bend time.
What's your return policy?
Real talk. Each piece is made to order specifically for you, so we can't do returns or exchanges for change of mind, size, or style. That's the trade for getting something made fresh instead of yanked off a dusty warehouse shelf.
But if your item shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, tell us within 14 days of delivery. Snap a photo so we can fix it fast. You'll get a free replacement or a full refund. No drama. No obstacle course.
How do I find my size?
Step one: find a tape measure. Step two: use it. We carry 2XS through 6XL, and every product page has a waist and hips table in inches. Measure your natural waist and your hips, match them to the table, done. The size you wore in 2019 is not a measurement. The tape measure doesn't lie and it doesn't judge.
I'm tall. Will the flares actually fit me?
Yes. Our flare leggings are cut Long. Always. Karen is 5'9.5" and they fit her perfectly. If you're 5'10" and sick of leggings that give up at mid-shin, welcome home.
Tell me about the pockets. I hear there are pockets.
Oh, there are pockets. Three kinds, because we're thorough.
Our classic leggings have a small hidden pocket. Just big enough for the essentials.
Our pocket leggings and crossover leggings have side pockets. One on each side. Phone, keys, dog treats, whatever your day demands.
Our flare leggings have a hidden pocket in the back waistband. Big enough for your phone. And because it sits in the back waistband, it never bulks up your thighs. Genius, right? We thought so too.
What's the fabric?
The good stuff. Our leggings are 78% polyester and 22% elastane. Soft. Stretchy. Moisture-wicking. UPF 50+ sun protection. OEKO-TEX 100 certified, which is a fancy way of saying nothing nasty touches your skin.
It's a substantial knit, too. 8.56 ounces per square yard. That means real support, real durability, and zero sheerness. These aren't the flimsy leggings of yesteryear.
Where is my order made?
Your leggings are printed, cut, and sewn to order at Printful's cut-and-sew facility in Tijuana, Mexico. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your pair didn't exist until you ordered it, which is kind of beautiful when you think about it. After production, your order crosses the border and ships to you from within the US. The blank components are sourced from China, Turkey, and Vietnam.
How do I reach a human?
Email hello@crazyassleggings.com or call 303-916-0016. A real person reads every message. Usually Karen. She's friendly. She'll help.
Do designs ever sell out?
Nope. Made to order means there's no shelf to empty. If you see it on the site, we can make it for you. In your size. Right now. While everyone else is fighting over the last medium at the mall, you're ordering exactly what you want. Who's laughing now.
Why do your leggings cost what they cost?
Because they're made one at a time. From a substantial 78/22 poly-elastane knit. In eleven sizes. With pockets engineered like they matter, because they do. And sun protection built in. This isn't fast fashion. It's good fashion, made to order, with really fun prints.